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Top 5 tips on how to write the perfect love letter (the Elephant Dating way)

1. Say something nice. Then say something else nice. This is not the time to encourage them to get their teeth straightened.
2. Compare how you feel about your beloved with your other favourite things. This way they'll understand how much they mean to you.
3. Don't be afraid to use the word "love". It's not the BAD kind of 4-letter word.
4. The love letter is your ambassador. Use it to make a good impression by ensuring it looks its best when it arrives. Take an extra moment to check your letter before you send it.
5. Just say it simply. Pen your love letter as if you were whispering in your beloved's ear and you will become someone's favourite writer overnight...

Top 5 useful phrases for a date with an elephant.

1. Raise your leg (so that I can climb up to whisper in your ear) - song soong
   
   
2. Go forwards (let's browse yonder for a nice place to eat) - pai
   
   
3. Turn (there's a whole forest over there) - baen
4. Stop! (for an elephant, you have a snappy pace and I'm falling off) - how!
   
   
5. Lift your leg (so that I can make a dignified descent) - hab soong